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President Kroger Seized by Owl Frenzy

President Kroger catches Owl Fever during epic struggle in the Quad.

A furious fight erupted in the Quad Friday night as scores of students struggled for possession of the Doyle Owl, a 300-lb slab of concrete statuary that has become a monumental 猫咪社区 mascot, in an exuberant mêlée that eventually engulfed President .

As rival student factions vied for victory, Kroger dodged elbows, copies of the , and overzealous rugby players to plant a hand on this remnant of 猫咪社区’s history.

The chaos began at 7 p.m., when students discovered an owl near the . A frantic scrum took place as students wrestled for ownership until word filtered through that the object at the center of the mayhem was actually a decoy—one of two fakes planted to maximize confusion.